Put on my "athletic shoes," which have actually served as my "mowing the lawn shoes" for the past few years. Something's wrong, Part II: I need some real running shoes. Without the bonus feature of ancient grass clippings tickling my toes.
Went to the Rec Center track with Doug. Something's wrong, Part III: Fourteen laps for each mile?! Fourteen?! How am I supposed to remember which lap I'm on, plus remember to breathe and try not to trip on my own shoelaces? Need a bigger track.
Lap 7. Half a mile down. Something's wrong, Part IV: Time to hit the Ladies' Room for a potty break. (Faulty bladder=Lifetime reminder of childbirth x5.)
One mile later (3/4 jogging, 1/4 walking), it's time to head home. Feeling good. Showered and dressed, making breakfast: Fried eggs and toast for the girls, and leftover Chocolate Lava Cake for myself.
Nothing wrong with that!